life with batdan

abckatdefg (11:38:45 PM):
i am now inspecting my body for more freckles: one on my thigh near my vag. one ON my boob. two behind my good lobe. three around my bad ankle. a few on my arms.
...... god dammit.
TheGatdamnBatDan (11:38:57 PM):
Heh heh heh...
abckatdefg (11:39:04 PM):
what?!
TheGatdamnBatDan (11:39:13 PM):
Need help? >;D
abckatdefg (11:39:19 PM):
sigh.
abckatdefg (11:39:24 PM):
sure... brother.
TheGatdamnBatDan (11:39:46 PM):
Like that's gonna sway my opinion :)
abckatdefg (11:39:54 PM):
sigh.
TheGatdamnBatDan (11:40:07 PM):
Fine, whatever.
abckatdefg (11:40:43 PM):
<3?!
TheGatdamnBatDan (11:40:58 PM):
I'll think about it.
abckatdefg (11:41:22 PM):
i think i have a birth mark on my ass cheek too. i cant remember though. hold on
abckatdefg (11:41:41 PM):
left.
TheGatdamnBatDan (11:41:42 PM):
Okay but really. Why are you telling me any of this? It's not like you want me to see you naked.
abckatdefg (11:41:59 PM):
im just talking!
TheGatdamnBatDan (11:42:11 PM):
And you're also telling me about your body. So what am I picturing now?
abckatdefg (11:42:31 PM):
a borrrrrito.
TheGatdamnBatDan (11:42:51 PM):
...It's burrito, and I hate you.
abckatdefg (11:43:24 PM):
no you dont!
abckatdefg (11:43:38 PM):
and i was saying it like *bohhhhh-reeeee-tohhhh*
TheGatdamnBatDan (11:43:52 PM):
I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT THE BURRITO.
abckatdefg (11:44:02 PM):
i'm hungry now.
TheGatdamnBatDan (11:44:09 PM):
Wow.